This is the snack my child was sent home from soccer practice with last weekend.
A) Are we doing this after practices now too?!
B) Is this a snack or a small meal?
Listen. I'm all about the Pinterest Mom life, but this is out of control. If this doesn't personify the over the top nature of parenting these days, I just don't know what does.
Buy some ding dang animal crackers and some Gatorade and call it good. Because that's all you're getting out of me. Sorry to disappoint.
Just kidding, I'm not. I've got three kids to send to college. I can't buy two soccer teams' worth of Uncrustables for soccer snacks twice a year.
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